My Chemical Romance released their third album, The Black Parade, on October 31, 2006. This album is clearly an attempt to break away from the image they cultivated for themselves through their first two releases, I Brought you my Bullets, you Brought me Your Love (July 2002) and Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge (September 2004). Granted, it’s conceivable that a band was a little less than pleased to be commonly referred to as the epitome of the much-derided genre of “screamo” music. So maybe it really was time for a change. But was it wise to ditch the “screaming” and whole-heartedly embrace the “emo”?
The band was formed after front man Gerard Way and one of his friends (Matt Pelissier, a former drummer in the band) wrote “Skylines and Turnstiles” in response to the September 11 attacks. The band, still in the process of formalizing their roster of permanent members, released I Brought you my Bullets in 2002, on Eyeball Records. It followed the release of this album signing with Enterprise Records, and then going on tour with Avenged Sevenfold (click here for Avenged Sevenfold’s official site; click here for its myspace page). Having collected a fan base while on tour, My Chemical Romance released Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, to much acclaim. It went platinum in less than a year, due in large part to “Helena”, “The Ghost of You”, and “I’m Not Okay (I Promise”.
The Black Parade was poised to ride the wave of commercial acclaim that followed Three Cheers. But the band released an album that didn’t need to rely on former success to cultivate airplay. The Black Parade is, in a word, mainstream. I don’t want to sound like a music snob, turning up my nose at anything that isn’t alternative. I admit, I enjoy listening to the occasional Fallout Boy or Panic! at the Disco album, regardless of how mainstream those bands might be. So it’s not that I was particularly opposed the sound of The Black Parade, per se, but rather its sound as compared to the sound of earlier releases.
On the bright side, this is one of the first albums I’ve written about in this blog whose lyrics didn’t disappoint me. There’s some very impressive vocab choices (some examples–”penitence”, “squeamish”, “contrition”). And pretty much every song has at least one really well-crafted lyrical moment (some more examples–”You play ring around the ambulance” from “House of Wolves”; “If you could coddle the infection/They could amputate at once/You should have been/I should have been a better son!” from “Mama”).
But the music, on the other hand, is far from ideal. There’s a jumpy, grating drum line that drags through the whole album, making one song blend into the next. The guitar is undefined and chaotic; every song sounds mashes together, like there’s too much music and every guitar line is piled on top of another guitar line, fighting to be the dominant line. And here’s the kicker: the drawn-out, overly-heartfelt, ’80s rock vocals and the ubiquitous power chords make the album sound, most likely contrary to the band’s intentions, as though it was recorded as a tribute to Bon Jovi circa 1986 (around the time when they released Slippery When Wet, the album containing “You Give Love a Bad Name”, and “Wanted Dead or Alive”.
To sum up, The Black Parade is listenable. Not horrible, not wonderful. My main complaints are this: that the band abandoned its trademark screams for a sound more akin to ’80s hair-band rock, and that the music sounds more like a group of boys got together and made as much noise as possible on various instruments than a genuine composition. But if you’re willing to overlook the shortcomings, and listen to a mediocre recording with a couple redeeming lines, The Black Parade wouldn’t be the worst choice.


